You all are fucking retards, and need my help.
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Saturday, August 18, 2012

The Angry Black Metal Elitist will return...

...in the year 2033, or until completely forgotten. Yes I know, you will no longer have some one to guide you in your pathetic process of choosing good music. However, the popularity of this page has risen to the point that I might as well just sell out and sign to Nuclear Blast. Although the site will be down, you may see me giving my elitist rants on other blogs/pages in the meantime. Until then, I hope to loose all the popularity I have gained and return to my underground roots and forget that people like you have shitty tastes in music.

Regards,
-ABME

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

I really enjoyed this blog. Thanks for all the info ;)

Anonymous said...

Well. I never posted a response until now. tI thoroughly enjoyed your blog. Take care...or not.

Anonymous said...

Thank you AMBE. Without your elitist knowledge, I would still be the black metal n00b I used to be.

Rob said...

Dammit. I just found this blog a few months ago. Oh well.

Izzy said...

Thanks for for the great laughs its been a pleasure!

Anonymous said...

The things to take away from this blog is that namely USBM is lame for the most part. Most of this has to do with the fans, neckbeards, horn-rimmed hipsters, etc. That being said, Wolves in the Throne Room still produce excellent metal music inspired by the black metal genre. All other UsBM bands suck. Avant Garde Black Metal Bands such as Blut Aus Nord and Deathspell Omega are not your traditional BM bands. Indeed, the bands mentioned above are not BM bands at all but are simply metal bands redefining themselves bc the BM scene in truly dead. To classify these bands otherwise is an insult to true nineties BM bands. People, Black Metal is dead. That is the bottom line. All the true BM bands no longer exist and the rest have sold out. The bottom line, fuck the scene and enjoy music. You don't need someone telling you what is good or bad. I heard some amazing shit from a cajun metal band today called Aeon Noir on youtube. The production was shit but it brought back a certain freshness of a band trying to do something different in the metal genre inspired by BM. I'm a purist to a certain extent, but I refuse to let myself be shut off completely to the growth of the metal genre. I wish ABME the best and I thank him for being such a creative force in the journalistic world of BM. Take care all.

Goat Vomit said...

Hey wat happened to all the posts?

Svartdöden said...

It's a great show of commitment to sacrifice your blog and your readers for all the black metal elitists worldwide. You have my respect.

NegruVoda said...

I'd suck Gaahl's greasy cock anytime.

Anonymous said...

There is a USBM band that in my opinion crushes wittr,they are a moribund cult band called Pact,and what of the mighty Inquisition, or Black Funeral,of which the brainchild happens to be Michael Ford,a leading authority and author upon the subjects of chaos magick and Luciferianism,the guys from Pact are also practitioners of the occult,that WITTR shit is fucking bullshit fake ass black metal,it is about shit

Anonymous said...

Ok

Anonymous said...

Dude, this sucks! I'm a lurker, but really fucking enjoyed this blog. ABME is an amazing source for new music. Sad to see it go.

monoblogist said...

I'd suppose that ABME will succumb to all the whiny, piss-pants love letters he's getting via these comments. But then, to put it out there that your done and then make a cheezy, phony "return" would not only be a retarded douche bag move but also certainly NOT be metal. So then I say; I enjoyed the content and spirit that ABME provided and I shall indeed miss it. That said, for your metal/dark interests... http://monoblogist.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

You took down the Satanic Warmaster article?!? Have you gone soft? What the fuck?

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Anonymous said...

So.... when are you going to stop being a fag and get back to work? The whole "I have to stop because I'm getting popular" argument is bullshit. I'm thinking you just lost your motivation and can't come up with anything good to write. Prove me wrong, cockmaster.

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